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      １。题目：一边……一边……

小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。

老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中

小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续

小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过

小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又 又

小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看

小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊

老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣

小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃

小朋友写：好吃个屁。

老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真

小朋友写：今天真热。

老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然

小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。

老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。

小朋友写：先生，再见！

老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

昨天Google换了一下衣服,才惊觉是Beatrix Potter的生日.重新翻看一年前朋友送给我的Beatrix的图画书.仿佛又回到了一度相信月亮里有一只兔子的童年.我一直以为我是没有童年的,或者是被一个怪兽吃掉了,可是原来她一直都躲在记忆深处的角落里.偶尔会探出头来证明她的存在.

 

不知道童年的伙伴是不是一切顺利,不知道到长大以后遇到的朋友们过得怎样了.遇到了又分开了.分开了又遇到了,人们永远分分合合,可是也永远是一个人在走一个人的路.

"我看到了从前自己十分向往的东西，看到了在莫斯科大歌剧院舞台上的天鹅，看到了《蒙娜丽莎》在卢浮宫里的那种微笑而摄人的脸色，看到了肖邦洗澡的那块水池，看到了罗马悲壮地追风而长的古松树，还有但丁遇见他的爱人的那段老桥，我在桥上走过，没有遇见任何熟人，也没有停下来。”

                                                                                                                                                                  陈丹燕

Kids Say The Funniest Things

1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

7. Tammy was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

8. Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

9. Clinton was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

10. James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

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